Here's a quote of the day from last week:
Ben: "Mummy, can you please cook me a squirrel?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Ben: "Can you pick up a squirrel that is running around on the lawn and cook him in a pan so I can eat him?"
Me: "Um, no."
Ben: "Well then I guess I'll just have to eat him straight off the lawn. "
(Keep in mind that the only meat this boy ever eats is bacon.)