Phone conversation between Benjamin and his younger cousin Jakob

Ben: "Hi Jakob!"
Jake: "Ben?"
Ben: "Hi Jakob!"
Jake: "Ben!"
Ben: "Hey Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaakob! What are you doing?"
Jake: "I'm playing with trains!"
Ben: "I'm playing with my cutlass and pirate hat!"
Jake: "I'm playing with trains!"
Ben: "I'm playing with my cutlass and pirate hat!"
Jake: "I'm a train!"
Ben: "I'm a pirate!"
Jake: "I'm a train!"
Ben: "I'm a pirate!"
Jake:" I'm a via train!"
Ben: "I'm an express via train!"
Jake: "Chooooooooooo!"
Ben" Choooooooooooo!"
Jake:"CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ben and Jake:" CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Me: Go stand by the cannon so I can take your picture.
Ben: But Mummy! I'm not allowed to do that! Can't you see there's a chain around it?!
Me: It's okay.
Ben: really?
Me: Yes.
Ben: Are you sure?

From the Vault.

Flash back to Halloween 2007!